Mafia

Frustroville Chronicles - The Dramatic Conclusion!

With some time to spare in Day 6, thanks in part to Vandy the Double Voter, the town decided to lynch chiefsonny. Hezekiah the Cop approached him. "Well, chief, time to find out if you're the Hooker." Hez stepped toward him.

Suddenly chief grabbed Castrael, using her as a human shield. "If you don't want Frustroville to lose one more precious member, you better back the hell up." Fearing for Castrael's life, the town obeyed. Chief took a terrified Castrael hostage with him as he sped away in his car.

"Let's get him!" said Xhin the Governor. "I finally survived to the end of a game and I'll be damned if we lose now!"


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The town had followed chief to an abandoned building. They quickly busted down the door, and on the second floor they found Castrael handcuffed to a chair and rigged with a time bomb. "Yeah, this isn't cliche," said Hez, rolling his eyes at the host. "Bubba, we don't have a bomb expert, but since you're our Doctor you are probably smart by stereotype. Why don't you take a look?"

After a brief analysis, Bubba said, "Well, looks like we can't unlock these handcuffs or else the bomb will detonate. And it seems there are two wires - a blue one, and... er, another blue one."

"What the hell... seriously?"


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Chief, satisfied with the diversion he created, emptied the contents of the Mafia's safe, preparing for his getaway. Suddenly he heard footsteps behind him. "Objection!"

Chief turned around, startled. "You!?"


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"Well," Bubba said, "the timer's only got like five minutes left, and I don't know which wire to cut."

"Oh please." Female Alpha Wolf the Vigilante decided to take matters into her own hands. "This isn't a movie, you guys." She grabbed a nearby hammer and smashed the bomb's electronic components. The timer powered off and the bomb disarmed. "There, problem solved."

"Good job, FAW," said hez. "I better go look for chief now... shit! My gun is missing!" Hez frantically looked around the room. "And great, Speed's not here. You don't suppose...?"


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"You've been a real pain in the ass..." Chief spat at the ground toward his opponent. "...Prosecutor."

Speed Bike Pro smirked. "You're no ordinary hooker, I give you that."

Chief cracked his knuckles and took a step toward Speed.

"Allow me to present... exhibit A!" Speed pulled out a handgun and took aim, but the experienced mobster was too fast and shot Speed in the arm, making him drop his gun.

"You're in way over your head, kid. And now I need to kill you because that last lawyer joke was just awful." Chief pulled the trigger again, but the clip was empty! What the hell? *flashback to Kyon wasting ammo on squirrels*

With no time to lose, chief hurled his gun at Speed's face and bolted up the stairs. Up on the roof, chief sprinted for the other side when a bullet hit him in the back, making him stumble to the ground just short of the fire-escape. "Hold it right there!"

Chief stood up and turned to face Speed. "I don't get it..." said chief. "Why?? You already lynched your prosecution target... You've no affiliation with this damned town! WHY are you so hellbent on taking me out??"

"I'm not doing this for the town." Speed steadied his aim. "I'm doing this..."

*flashback to Apollo Justice's battered body* Speed's eyes blaze with rage.

"...for Justice."

Speed fires. The bullet makes a small hole as it enters chief's forehead, but the exit wound is tremendous - his brains spray in all directions as his body tumbles over the fire-escape railing and down to the parking lot below, where it lands with a hard smack.

Speed approaches the fire-escape and looks down at chief's body. He then sits down, looks at the setting sun, and sighs a deep sigh of relief. "The prosecution rests."





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Xhin - Governor
chiefsonny - Hooker
Redack - Townie
Count Dooku - Townie
hezekiah - Cop
Kyon - Mafia Investigator (and Prosecutor's target)
Vandy - Double Voter
Pirate_Ninja - Townie
Feral - Mafioso
Bubba - Doctor
white lancer - Mafioso
Zanic - Townie
The Bandit - Townie
MajorasMask9 - Godfather
Female Alpha Wolf - Vigilante
Castrael - Townie
Apollo Justice - Townie
Speed Bike Pro - Prosecutor