"I saw it! I watched him! He was the one that sealed the doors to Speed Bike Pro's house! It was white lancer!"
white lancer knew that is was over. The town had their eyes on him as he broke out into a panic, and tried to make a run for it. But Bubba, the Watcher, tackled him before he could make it too far. They prepared him for execution.
Kyon, the Townie held a gun to white lancer's head, ready to pull the trigger.
"Y-Y-You l-lied!" white lancer, the Ascender, shouted maniacally. "Th-Th-This wasn't supposed to happen! This is wrong! This is WRONG! Listen, I was lied to! He lied to me! It was him! He killed me!"
*BANG*
"Fuyukai desu" Kyon muttered, as he put his gun away. It was over. The town of Thunderville escaped from the Dark Age.
Or so they thought...
"Wait a minute..." Shadowwalked, the Townie said aloud. "Something isn't adding up, and I refuse to let Apollo Justice's sacrifice go to waste!"
"What is it?" hezekiah, the Townie asked.
"It's the supposed suicide of Jo Nathan," Shadowwalked explained. "Feral thought there was something suspicious about it, and white lancer... Lancer said he was lied to... what could it mean..."
"I have a confession to make..." Pirate_Ninja, the Impulsive Arsonist announced.
The town gathered into a group and exchanged all of the information they had gathered over the course of the week. They put everything together in such a way that a shocking truth was discovered. Everything began to make sense. They knew who the real villain was. They knew who had thrown Thunderville into this Dark Age. It was none other than...
Frustroville Fire Chief, chiefsonny
The town believed that chiefsonny had been controlling the mafia faction of The Bandit, Lady Flare, Count Dooku, and white lancer from the beginning, forcing them to kill according to his own will.
The day before the first house was burned, Pirate_Ninja received a package in the mail that originated from Frustroville. In the box were a set of tools and written instructions. "Each night, you will use these tools to burn someone's house, or you will die." Pirate_Ninja, not taking the risk, obliged. Unwillingly, he burned down Castrael's home.
The burned house caused the town of Thunderville to grow suspicious of each other, and in a rash decision, they ended up lynching the innocent Zanic.
The following night, Pirate_Ninja burned down Count Dooku's house. Apollo Justice, the Insomniac, was wide awake and saw this as it happened. She rushed downstairs to call for help, however Count Dooku, the masked Ninja, was already waiting to attack. He stabbed her in the side and she fell to the ground, beginning to bleed to death. Count Dooku escaped without being seen. Jo Nathan, the Doctor managed to arrive at Apollo's house just in time to stop the bleeding and save her life.
On the second day, names were thrown around, but ultimately the town decided to kill Lady Flare, the first member of the mafia faction.
That night, Apollo Justice played it safe and locked her doors and windows. Chiefsonny intervened by visiting Apollo, lowering her guard. Once inside her house, he unlocked the back door, and left. Next door, Shadowwalked had heard a gunshot and found that Castrael was shot and killed by the Sniper, The Bandit. On the other side of town, Pirate_Ninja had burned down The Bandit's house, and chiefsonny drove his truck in that direction, directing Shadowwalked's attention to Count Dooku, the masked Ninja who was sneaking into Apollo's house from the back. Shadowwalked tried to save Apollo, but he couldn't do anything, and Apollo was killed.
An intense debate ensued the next day, but ultimately the town had decided to kill The Bandit, the Sniper.
That night, Jo Nathan had received a package from Frustroville. In the package was a letter, which claimed that Jo Nathan's daughter, who was attending Frustroville University, was kidnapped by chiefsonny and held hostage. Also in the package was a gun and ammunition. The letter read that for his daughter to be safe, he must stage his own suicide in front of witnesses, and he wasn't to pull the trigger until he heard the phrase "put it down." white lancer, the Ascender, brought Feral to Jo Nathan's house as a witness.
"Put it down, Jo Nathan!"
Jo Nathan heard the voice of white lancer, one of his best friends, and was overwhelmed by a feeling of betrayal. But to keep his daughter safe, he pulled the trigger. On the other side of town, Pirate_Ninja burned down Feral's house, killing Spot, the Dog.
The next day, in a unanimous decision, Count Dooku who had openly supported The Bandit the day before, was lynched, bringing the mafia faction down to one remaining member.
In the final night, when Pirate_Ninja left Speed Bike Pro's house after a spaghetti dinner, white lancer and chiefsonny worked together to murder Speed Bike Pro in an over-the-top manner. White lancer sealed the doors from the outside, while chiefsonny used his fire truck to flood the house from the upstairs window. Unbeknownst to the conniving duo, Bubba was watching as white lancer sealed off the entrances. Pirate_Ninja then burned white lancer's house, while white lancer ran to Feral's house and exploded it. Speed Bike Pro and Feral both died.
And then as their final group effort, the town lynched white lancer, and put a definitive end to the mafia faction.
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The town had everything figured out. Bubba, Shadowwalked, Pirate_Ninja, hezekiah, and Kyon all marched angrily over to Frustoville and confronted chiefsonny outside of the Frustroville Fire Station.
"I'm watching you chiefsonny, I know you're the mastermind behind the demise of Thunderville! You're responsible for the burning of our houses and the deaths of our lovely citizens! And now, we will end you!"
chiefsonny stood there with a smirk on his face, the wind dramatically blowing through the air, as he took one last bite out of the BLT in his hands. "The funny thing is... I wasn't even really the fire chief..."
Chiefsonny was actually none other than the infamous Frustroville Hooker from three months prior. Keen observers noted that, while his death was reported, it was never made official in the town roster due to the body never being found. He created a new alias and abused his powers of manipulation to become head of the fire department.
It was over and he knew it. The town had figured out everything. The remaining town members of Thunderville each took a gun and raised it at chiefsonny. And, along with all of the other Thundervillagers in heaven, shouted in unison:
"DIE MAFIA"
And thus ended the Dark Age of Thunderville. The end of the reign of chiefsonny, the Hooker. Spot the dog let out one last angelic bark.
THE END
1. Lady Flare - Mafioso 2. Kyon - Townie 3. Castrael - Townie 4. Shadowwalked - Townie 5. Count Dooku - Lazy Ninja 6. Apollo Justice - Insomniac 7. Feral - Townie 8. white lancer - Ascender 9. hezekiah - Townie 10. Bubba - Watcher 11. The Bandit - Lazy Sniper 12. Jo Nathan - Distracted Doctor 13. Speed Bike Pro - Townie 14. Pirate_Ninja - Impulsive Arsonist 15. Zanic - Townie 16. chiefsonny - Hooker 17. Spot - Dog
Ending Ratio: 0-5
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