Mafia

"Here's your vanilla latte and spicy sanchez breakfast sandwich, sir. Will that be all for you today?

"It will suffice."

Shadowwalked grabbed his order and stepped outside of the local coffee shop, sitting down at a table under the shade of an umbrella. He quickly pulled his phone out of his pocket and tossed it on the table, staring impatiently at its blank screen with crossed arms and furrowed brow.

Minuted passed and soon a full hour but no results. Flies began to gather on his food as it grew cold but he had long since lost his appetite.

Tired of waiting, he finally grabbed the phone and opened it straight up to his text conversation with Jo Nathan. The last item that had been sent was a picture of his butt but there was never a response. "What's wrong with my butt?", Shadowwalked mused to himself. "Did I forget to wipe? Why would someone not like this butt?"

His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by an incoming call. He answered and was immediately overwhelmed by the frantic words of white lancer. Something had clearly gone wrong so he returned the phone to his pocket and rushed to his car, the early morning sunshine reflecting brightly off of his assless leather chaps.

Shadowwalked slammed down on the gas and drove. He drove and drove before finally screeching to a halt outside of an all too familiar location. He dashed out of his car and barged through the front door to Jo Nathan's house and saw all the residents of Ctrblacksburg gathered around a pale body on the floor. The Bandit was patting Black Yoshi on the back as he held his face in his hands. Bubba seemed a shell of himself, rocking back and forth in the corner of the room.

Shadowwalked's daze was shattered by the appearance of a man in front of him. "Excuse me, sir." It was the Ctrblacksburg Chief of Police Moonlighting as a Middle School Receptionist, MSS. "What is your relationship with the victi-"

Before he could finish his question, Shadowwalked shoved him out of the way and forced himself to the center of the mass of villagers to look at the body with his own eyes. He felt a hand on his shoulder and turned to see Apollo Justice. She held a broken mop in her hands.

"He didn't go without a fight... We think he used this to retaliate, but... He didn't make it..."

Shadowwalked looked at the mop, then back at the body, then back at Apollo, then back at the mop, then back at Apollo, then at Hindenburg with a suggestive wink, then back at the mop, then back at the body. A tiny pink slip resting on the victim's chest caught his eye. He squatted down and grabbed the pink slip, squeezing it tightly in his clutches as a single tear fell from his eyes and onto the blood-soaked Panda Express apron of Jo Nathan.

Jo Nathan, the Panda Express Janitor, had been terminated.

"As I was saying sir, I would really like to-"

Shadowwalked shoved MSS out of the way again as he stormed furiously out of the house, sad to have lost his favorite customer but eager to start a new day of work to gather his thoughts and find the culprits behind this.

"Slippy slorpy", MSS muttered in confusion.

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Players:
white lancer
The Bandit
Jo Nathan - Panda Express Janitor
Bubba
Feral Wolf
Apollo Justice
Shadowwalked
Black Yoshi
Lady Flare
Pirate_Ninja
hezekiah
Hindenburg

Ratio:
7-3-1

Roles:
McDonald's Burger Flipper, Waffle House Waiter, Dairy Queen Store Associate, Wal-Mart Retail Associate x4
Denny's Bus Boy, Taco Bell Window Worker, Starbucks Barista
Papa John's Delivery Driver

Round will end after 72 hours have passed or 8 votes for the same option are reached.