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game 25 panda express janitor thread

Posted February 22, 2014 by Speed Bike Pro

You are the Panda Express Janitor! Your love of authentic Chinese cuisine brought you to your current place of employment and life has never been more beautiful. After you left home as a teenage boy and/or girl with aspirations of being a world-class chef, you are now tasked with cleaning the poop out of the Panda Express toilets and mopping up the grotesque amounts of vomit on the floor. Things are not as bleak as they seem, however, as your exposure to extreme human sickness as a result of consuming your employer's food has led you to acquire a deeper understanding of the human anatomy! With this knowledge in your hands, it is your duty as the Distracted Doctor to undo the horrors that have been done by Panda Express. Every night (excluding night 0), you may select one person to save and they will be immune to night-kills. However, you cannot choose to save the same player twice in a row due to crippling ADHD that you were diagnosed with at a young age.

Hang in there and good luck, buddy!

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Oh fun! I'm the Doctor again! This will be refreshing after that long Townie streak I've been stuck in.

Btw I locked the night thread for you. I'll try to help with locking/sticky-ing threads as needed, and other mods will probably too.

February 22, 2014
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Jo Nathan

Thank you very much, kind sir! I would gladly do it myself if I had the tools available to me and I hope it's not too much of a bother for you to pick up that slack. But yeah, I was like "idk maybe the night thread automatically locked itself" but there's nothing in the host panel for it so thank you. {O:-)}

February 22, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

YAWN..... Can't wait for the standard uneventful Day 1 to be finished.

Now if I were Mafia... who would I try to kill on Night 1? Let's see here:

  • white lancer - maybe... he's trying to be instrumental to the town right off the bat, although that could be a ploy if he's Mafia
  • The Bandit - maybe... he is one of the biggest threats for Mafia and they might opt to take him out sooner than later
  • Jo Nathan - hahaha I very rarely get night-killed
  • Bubba - I'd actually be surprised if he died on Night 1
  • Feral Wolf - I feel like he's more likely to die by lynching than night kill, innocent or not
  • Apollo Justice - maybe... although the Mafia might be expecting her to be protected... unless they're expecting me to be expecting that and then kill her on Night 1 anyway... unless they anticipate that I'd anticipate that they'd expect me to expect them to expect that she's protected.... Ok, this is getting way too meta for me. I'll probably wait to protect her on Night 2 and hope they don't kill her.
  • Shadowwalked - he strikes me as the kind of player they'd keep alive to throw suspicion towards him at the end of the game
  • Black Yoshi - same here
  • Lady Flare - not sure. She's still somewhat new and may not pose a huge threat to them
  • Pirate_Ninja - not sure here either
  • hezekiah - he is another that usually plays under the radar and would be ideal for them to keep alive to throw suspicion his way toward the end of the game, but I could see them going after him just because he can pose a serious threat if left unchecked. Hmm...
  • Hindenburg - lol yeah, I don't see them killing him off

    So I guess I'll end up protecting white lancer, The Bandit, or hezekiah on Night 1. (And if those three are all Mafia, I should totally get an extra point for sickest irony)

    • February 25, 2014
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    Jo Nathan

    This is something I'm really not good at, but I should be trying to find clues that the Mafia would be trying to look for.... who is behaving like they're hiding a power role?

    February 25, 2014
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    Jo Nathan

    I guess I'll protect The Bandit tonight and hope for the best.

    February 26, 2014
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    Jo Nathan

    Good evening! It seems you've already chosen your target before I even typed up my thing so I'll spare us from the formalities!

    Just to confirm:

    The Bandit will receive the precious gift of orange chicken tonight. In the event that an attempt on his life is made, the rejuvenating flavors of the many Panda Express spices and herbs imbued in the chicken will spare him from unemployment. That is, unless you yourself get a taste for waffles or tacos tonight!

    February 26, 2014
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    Speed Bike Pro
     

    I'm sorry, old sport... You have been fired. (cry)

    February 27, 2014
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    Speed Bike Pro
     

    AW FUCK (cry)

    February 27, 2014
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    Jo Nathan

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