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game 25 waffle house waiter thread

Posted February 22, 2014 by Speed Bike Pro

You are the Waffle House Waiter! It is your duty to bring out stack after stack of pancakes to your loyal customers with an undying smile on your face. Their happiness makes it worth it every morning when you throw on your tear-stained apron and hurry to work! However, it seems you've put your breakfast networking skills to use for all the wrong reasons because you are also the Town Drunk. Your lukewarm maple syrup and prepackaged butter are all laced with the finest moonshine east of the Mississippi that is sure to leave your targets wondering what happened the night before. Every night (excluding night 0), you may choose one person and they will be prevented from using their role's power that night if they have one at all. Keep your pants on, though, because that's as far as you ever get.

Good luck!

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Why does this thread smell like unwashed wifebeaters and dead rats...

February 23, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

THIS ROLE FUCKING SUCKS

February 23, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

Have you ever even been to a Waffle House?

February 24, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

when do i pick who to de-power...

BECAUSE I PICK APOLLO

February 24, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

You can pick whenever you want but I'm not gonna ask for your selection until the start of each night round. Until that time comes, it means NOTHING to me. NOTHING. NOW MAKE YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE WORTH SOMETHING AND BRING ME WARM MAPLE SYRUP FOR MY WAFFLES, PLEASE.

February 24, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

yes, BITCH i mean sir... behhhhhh... {boo}

February 24, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

Say bitch again. I dare you. I double dare you.

February 25, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

Alright, I choose to kill Apollo now.

February 25, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

go to hell

February 25, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

Good evening! Fortunately for you, Waffle House is open around the clock so customers are ready and waiting to be served at all hours. As a Waiter in this fine establishment, you may now pick someone to ask what they'd like to drink and if they'd like any appetizers. This person will not be able to use their power during the night because they will be too busy wishing they had gone to IHOP instead.

February 26, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

APOLLO

February 27, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

you suck stinky farts through an old garden hose

February 27, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

you must do as i say, boy. do not forget who feeds and bathes you.

February 27, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

Make any sudden movements and I drop your gratuity to 10%...

February 27, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

pick someone. NOW.

March 3, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

APOLLO

March 3, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

You cannot target the same player twice in a row, IDIOT. PICK SOMEONE ELSE. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

March 4, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

Town Drunk - Role blocks a player every night (excluding night 0). Can target the same player consecutively.

apollo

March 4, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

Sorry bud, there was a mistake in the original role descriptions but the site rules specifically state that you cannot target the same player twice in a row SO PICK SOMEONE ELSE

March 4, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

lub

March 4, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

whatever hot shot

March 5, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

FUCK YOU FAGGOT BITCH MAFOISDIFUOE

March 6, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

reminds me of what i said to your mother last night. OMFG. PICK SOMEONE NOW

March 6, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

APOLLO

March 6, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

go suck yourself

March 7, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

what are you doing...

March 7, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

your dad. right now.

March 7, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

p.s. YOUR SISTER SMELLS BAD

March 7, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

What did you just say to me? DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?

March 8, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

Umm... Is it... Is it YOUR DOG

March 8, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

never host another mafia game..........

March 9, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

you're really asking for my ass now

March 9, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

fuck

March 10, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

i'm going to kick your ass so hard that my foot will have to be surgically removed from it

March 10, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

Pick someone NOW

Also if you happen to pick the person who casts the first vote for the mafia's team kill, then their team kill will be blocked. If the mafia get any kill at all tonight then they win. No pressure, bud. ROFL.

March 10, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

apollo

lub

me

pick one

March 10, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

you pick. but it can't be apollo. you did her last.

March 10, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

please change the consecutive pick rule for the next game

LUB

March 11, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

i'm going to list three things and you have to guess which one smells the worst: you, an old sock, dog poo

March 11, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

is it the dog poo

March 11, 2014
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Hindenburg
Life's path is never straight.

the old sock, you IGNORAMUS

March 11, 2014
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Speed Bike Pro
 

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