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hezekiahs horrible house of horror

Posted October 23, 2012 by Yeano

TRICK OR TREAT!

That's what you shout. You're just an innocent Trick or Treater in this fair town.

Each night, you can go to either Majora's House or Yeano's House to get some candy! See the main thread for more information about candy.

Happy treating!

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Treat or trick, suck my prick, make white stuff come out my dick. If you don't, blah blah blah, cuz I'll visit Majora.

October 23, 2012
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hezekiah

What a disgusting little hoodlum you are! Here I am wasting my HARD-EARNED MONEY on you pathetic little brats, and you're just running that foul little mouth of yours off. NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS. I fear for this next generation, absolutely pitiful.

Go on take your Candy of Boringness and get out of here before I call the cops!

October 24, 2012
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MajorasMask9

Bad surprise, noone died, to the next round Jo can slide. However, for tonight, it's Yeano's turn in "Sweet Or Fright!"

October 27, 2012
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hezekiah

Sweet or Fright? Sweet or Fright? My oh me! Faint, I might!

For you I have a candy great. For you, your death will dissipate.

Candy of Invincibility to thee I give. So go now, next time you die, instead you will live!

October 28, 2012
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Yeano

There's so much more that could be done
if it were the Candy for investigation.
But I'll take a shot,
since I can't get shot,
And try to lead the town until we've won.

October 28, 2012
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hezekiah

I'd ask you to please
elect not to tease
for my choice to rhyme "shot"
with the similar "shot".
It wasn't a gaffe,
so better not laugh;
-hezekiah, on behalf of the staff

October 28, 2012
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hezekiah

I wonder if Jo obtained
a candy to ascertain
the guilt of Frustro,
or guessed with Tarot.

Anyway, this cake is great; it's so delicious and moist.

Very interesting how Jo has suspicions not voiced...

No new candies to be won, that spoils some of the fun. I'm not even sure if the special candies exist, of if you'll be adding some new twist.

Ding dong ditch
Feed me, bitch
Set my plans off with no hitch.
Yeano must
be non-plussed
As the undeads' caskets rust

October 31, 2012
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hezekiah

Update posts are seldom nice
(must you end the day round twice?)
Now I see two new candies,
but still ask for one from Yeano, please!

October 31, 2012
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hezekiah

You're back again?! And who do you think you are, Walt Whitman? That rhyming is getting on my nerves. If you think you're good at poetry, you need to go back to school for it. And I'm not talking about college. I mean like... third grade. You don't seem to understand anything about poetry at all! Sheesh.

Anyway, here's your rotten candy. And rotten it is!

You now have a Candy of Poision! Eat another of these, and you'll DIE (and then not die due to other candies)! Although for failed poets like yourself, you probably think it would be a good thing to die. Gives you some inspiration, huh? Too bad the afterlife will hate your poetry just as much!

November 1, 2012
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Yeano

Man, you're petty... feed me again, Eddie!

November 4, 2012
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hezekiah

I'll feed you all right, but you're going to be a slave because of that feeding!

The Pehpsee Sisters and Georgina Sorosa demand your help! They have given you a SuperPAC Candy!

This means that every post you make this day round must contain an advertisement for someone politically (need not be a real candidate).

If you don't follow through, you will be cursed to not be able to get candy next night or post next day!


oooooooo

November 5, 2012
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Yeano

I felt dirty inside, spreading that message far and wide.

I did not like being a shill, make it known t'was 'gainst my will. Will you make my Good Play points nil? Please say "no," would be a tough pill.

And as for now, don't have a cow, I'd like Majora's Milky Way somehow. So hand it over, Rare Candy for Snover, or just a doggy biscuit to give to Rover.

November 7, 2012
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hezekiah

Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?! I'm giving out candy to you brats against my will, and you have the NERVE to waste my time with that garbage you're spouting?? What a little punk! How long did it take you to come up with those rhymes, 2 hours? 2 days? No, you probably had to have your MOMMY write them for you because you're an IDIOT PUNK KID.

Well GUESS WHAT, I'm giving you a Candy of Skeleton's Revenge. If you get any Skeleton votes in the next night round, they'll count DOUBLE for you. Freak.

November 7, 2012
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MajorasMask9

As odd as it may be that you gave me candy before the dawn could be seen, I'm rather nonplussed because I can trust a campaign 'gainst me would be a bust.

November 8, 2012
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hezekiah

Knock knock Yeano please,
Gimme something good and I won't tease.
Even though your hairline's fading fast,
You still make playing Mafia a goddamn blast.

November 10, 2012
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hezekiah

My hairline isn't fading! I'm going to assume you meant "hareline" since my army of bunnies is hibernating for the winter.

Anyway! I've got a great candy for you. Although it might come as quite a surprise!

BOO! It's a Boo Candy! Next night round, you can use this to steal someone else's candy in addition to getting your own!

Also, in the middle of the night, you felt a sharp bone pierce your heart... But thankfully, you had eaten that Candy of Invincibility earlier in the game, so your chest closed right up afterward!

November 11, 2012
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Yeano

My death is expected, survival neglected. Since I'm not protected, I'll be a dead kid.

But I've got two shots at one candy from lots that would keep me from heaven, and live 'till Day 7.

There's a chat still to be had with Jo,
Who to steal from I don't yet know.
"Who will you Trick or Treat at?" you might ask,
to which I'd reply "Uh... MajorasMask!"

November 12, 2012
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hezekiah

For my second Treat or Trick,
I'll steal some candy from Zanic.

November 12, 2012
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hezekiah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*shoves a candy of poision down your mouth*

Now you're DEAD.

November 13, 2012
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MajorasMask9

Also, Zanic didn't trick-or-treat.

HAHAHA.

November 13, 2012
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MajorasMask9

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