Mafia

lol

This looks like it'll be fun. {meow}

TRICK OR TREAT! AWESOM-O must make a pit stop at Majora's refueling station. Requesting sugar-based fuel cells now.

Sugar-based fuel cells? What in the hell are you babbling about? Your generation is in a lot of trouble if everyone else talks nonsense like you you little freak. This is why our country is in shambles. It's all you self-entitled little punks thinking you can just walk up to a stanger and DEMAND they give you free goods.

WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M NOT HAVING ANY OF IT. Here's a Candy of Poision. Eat one more of these and you're DEAD.

Yeano or Majora, I'm correct in assuming that the statement below includes skeletons, right?



And you, Majora..... apparently have no appreciation for those who stay in character with their costumes. Hmph. (shifty)

Aw, looks like I won't be sticking around to eat another Candy of Poision. That's a shame. {troll}

Well that certainly surprised me at the end there. But anyway, on to business.

TRICK OR TREAT! Mr. GibdoMask9, I came back to your house to apologize for my ridiculous behavior the other night. I thought I would be silly and act like the robot on whom my costume is based, but your harsh words were some tough but much needed medicine. I realize now there are more important things than babbling like an idiot and demanding free confections. I can't carry on in life expect people to just give everything to me for free - I have to work hard for the things I want.

I think I understand now what you were getting at, and I can definitely see why this country is in shambles. I mean, I know people who are able-bodied and perfectly capable of working, but they abuse the system and get aid from the state which they don't need, and to add insult to injury they squander their free money on alcohol and cigarettes. People work hard for their money and some of it is taken away in the form of taxes to pay for said alcohol and cigarettes. It sickens me, and what I was doing the other night was no better than that. It was a real wake-up call, to say the least.

So I went out and got a job, and on the way home I opened up a forced savings account so I could start saving for a down payment on a house. I didn't like what I heard from you at first, but thanks to you I'm working toward becoming a better person. Many thanks, and I wish nothing bad upon your house during this time of widespread TP-ing and egging.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SHADDUP ALREADY, lousy punk. How long did it take you to memorize that speech, HUH? 20 hours? 2 days? No, you're probably not even bright enough to come up with anything like that at all! You probably had your mommy write it for you while you were just LAZYING AROUND playing VIDEOGAMES all day. A complete disgrace to humanity you are!

Here's your Candy of Boringness. Now scram!

Gee, you're one to talk. It took you nearly a full 24 hours to produce that retort. You think you're so cool because you can hide behind your mystical masks? Well TRICK OR TREAT bunny gibdo, let's see what candy the RNG has in store for me tonight!

I thought I had deleted "bunny" from my post before I replied... it's just supposed to say gibdo.

You just love that, don't you? You're going to blast me for that now. Go ahead, give me your worst!

Hey there! That's a nice costume you've got there. Did you make it yourself? It looks like you put a lot of work into it, and that makes it way cooler in its own way!

Woah there! It looks like you've been poisioned! Well, tonight is your lucky night, because you just got a Candy of Anti-Poision! Don't worry, the poision can't hurt you anymore!

Have an amazing day!

Aw.... I sure feel like a heel right about now...

Trick or treat, Mr. Yeano. I haven't visited your house before. I'm actually not sure what to expect because the guy in the other house seems to be bipolar.

Where did you go, Majora? Please come back! I'm sorry I called you bipolar! {:(}

Psh, bring it on! I was half-expecting to die last night anyway!

Trick or treat, Yeano! Yeah I know we're well into November and I no longer have a costume but I can't stop with my candy addiction, god damn it.

Trick or Treat, Yeano. Sorry, I can't think of anything interesting to add to this post. Hopefully the others will have something more entertaining to say.

Trick or Treat, Majora! Look, I realize we had our ups and downs, but after taking a break and visiting Yeano for a few nights, I'm hoping we can put everything behind us and start fresh. Whadaya say?

Also BOO! Gimme your candy, Serpe ya little punk!

NO.

*gives you a Candy of Skeleton's Revenge and slams door*

Additionally, Serpe didn't trick or treat this round. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ass.