In an alarming twist of events, one local resident leaves his house and manages to return later that night, alive. Our reporter at the scene, Majora S. Mask, described the events as "disturbingly normal," stating that "it was so surreal. He just left his house, and then, he came back later." When asked if anything unusual happened at the house while the resident was away, Mask responded: "it's crazy. Absolutely nothing happened while he was gone. He just left, and he came back. Nothing else happened."
The big question on all of our minds is: Who is this unremarkable person? Unfortunately, Mask refused to reveal this information. "I mean, it's obvious it was either Black Yoshi or Hindenburg," Mask stated, "but revealing exactly which one it was might be a bad idea. Think about it, both of them left their house the night before last, so if they left their house for a second night in a row, it's pretty unlikely that they're an average townie. They could be a Godson, or they could be the Comissioner, but I really doubt they're a townie. If they want to reveal that they left the house, it's up to them, but I'm not going to be the one to point the finger at them just yet. I'm sure the town would like to know who it was, though."
When asked if he was aware of the reward for influencing the lynch of a player, or his obligation as a reporter to report all of the facts, Mask responded, "It's not about the points, or exciting articles. It's about finding the truth..." He was fired on the spot.
