I'll keep this brief since I still need to do a couple things to get the newcomers acclimated. There will be another mod hiring a week before the Revamp launches (ending when it does launch) because of a few plans I have then. I'll also make sure everyone's where they want to be then.
Forum Managers (hired right now)
S.O.H. -- Real Life. This was kind of a last minute thing; I wanted to put you somewhere but I'd rather you go to a forum that's actually active. I haven't rejected the apps for the forums you actually applied for, so if you're up to those a week before the revamp launches, let me know and I'll add you in those forums as well. The time before then will give you an opportunity to see what the job is actually like and see how it goes.
Castrael -- Animal Crossing -- you're really a perfect fit for that forum, and it's good that you finally have a forum of your own. Since you also got the Aesthetic Overseer position for it, I expect you to make it look awesome after the revamp launches (and I'll get with you on that, although you have more of an idea of how the franchise looks than I do).
OWA -- Pointless -- Since that forum's moderation is cursed, I don't feel bad about hiring someone to it who was previously fired for inactivity. Do what you can for it while you're around; if you leave I do ask that you formally resign at least. If you don't, I'll definitely hire you to be a Content Manager as well and consider apps for additional forums.
L@NCE -- Wrestling -- Again, another good fit. I'm not sure what Feral's been doing in that forum, but I don't think there will be any conflict between you. If there is, let me know and I'll work something out. Also, I'm sorry for not responding to your e-mail but I've had a growing list of tasks I've been avoiding. I still do want to get some work from you, but it might be a month or so before I figure out what it is exactly that I need.
Mediators (Hired after the Revamp)
tnu -- I'm wary about putting you in this role, but I'd like to put you *somewhere* and I think this would at least give you an opportunity to learn from other mediators and see if the job is suitable for you. I'd advise you to watch and listen more than taking action at first, which fortunately is part of the job description anyway.
Apollo Justice -- Your application didn't fit into my criteria but it was so good it made me realize my criteria sucked. I definitely want you on that team.